Testament to my Occasional Bimbo-ness. Sigh.

So, I really hate bimbo girls. Girls that say the stupidest things like "I've been watching Hannah Montana for so long, and I did not even know that Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus was the same person!" or "So, is Malaysia developed? Do you have internet there?"

But sometimes, I'm embarassed to admit that I am rather of a bimbo at times. I do the stupidest things, and realize too late that I was being stupid.

For example, I was on my way back from a dinner with my best friend's family, and for some reason while I was driving, my front windshield started fogging up on the outside. Okay, for the back windshield there's the de-mister to 'unfog' the windshield right? But there isn't a button for that for the front windshield. So I started fiddling with the air-conditioning, trying to 'unfog' the windshield. I was thinking in my head, 'maybe it's too cold in the car, that's why it's fogging up'. Fiddling with the air-conditioning did not work. So I winded down my window. By this time, I basically could not see anything from the inside of my car. Hence, I know... dangerous driving! So, I made a wrong turn, and managed to somehow turn into a highway. I was kind of freaking out, not gonna lie. My head was practically sticking out my window to look at the roads clearly. I spotted a petrol station, decided to stop my car... and wipe the outside of my windshield with a tissue paper. All the while, when I was wiping my windshield, my mum's constant scary warnings kept running through my head... about girls stopping in petrol stations late at night and getting kidnapped or robbed and stuff like that.

Anyway, so the windshield is cleared, and I can finally breathe and drive normally again. I finally get back onto the road that leads me back home and a thought popped into my head: "Why the hell did I not use my windshield wiper to 'wipe' my windshield"

So I turned my wipers on and watched it swish back and forth a few times, and I thought to myself... "What a stupid bimbo you are!" I could have wiped away all the annoying droplets of water with a swish of the wiper, but I just could not think straight or rationally to do just that.

I really embarass myself sometimes.